The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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