forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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