Ambien. No doubt about it.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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