Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
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