I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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