I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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