I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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