that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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