NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Randomize
