i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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