Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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