I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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