He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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