Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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