bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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