i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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