i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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