Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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