That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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