i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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