what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
We got so high we made milksteak
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
How does one acquire holy water?
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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