She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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