Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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