Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
