absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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