What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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