now i know why i became what i already was.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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