Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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