I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
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