There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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