i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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