I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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