i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
we're making bets on your personal life
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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