hell yes lets make some ravioli
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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