Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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