Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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