He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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