In the future we'll all be gay
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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