and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
What a dumb baby whore.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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