I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
cat food counts as protein by the way
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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