New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
We're too hungover to prance.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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