he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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