My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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