do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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