stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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