So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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