I wanna bring you to show and tell
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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