I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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