I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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