i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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