He is such a slut. More and more my type.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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