Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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