9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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