Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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