: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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